I got into a conversation with some moron at school and mentioned that I listen to metal. Apparently I’m a satanic bastard for not listening to green day which is supposedly the “BEST METAL BAND EVER <3333″. They’re not even metal. I hope you choke on a dick.
Yes, this shit, as pointless as it is, bothers me.
Fuck you.
I fucking hate teenagers. I fucking hate it when they claim bisexuality/love.
You’re 14. You’re a truck of hormones. When you meet a cute boy who just wants to get in your pants and you go out with him for HOMG A FUCKING MONTH doesn’t mean that you’re in eternal love.
Your brain stops developing when you turn 24. I don’t care what kind of a lousy fucking excuse you use. “Age is just a number”. No, it’s not. Next. “Just because we’re young doesn’t mean we’re not different”. Nope. You’re all, I repeat, ALL the same.
I have craved the dicks of cute men a lot. I am right now. But I don’t go around claiming it’s fucking love. It’s lust.
I’m not claiming that “18 is da magickal aeg”. I’m claiming that “before your brain stops developing(at about 24) the chance of you finding true love is nearly impossible”.
I’m going to make a whole different complaint about teenagers in general. But this is just pissing me off.
Something that makes me almost as mad is when 11 year olds date. Back when I was 11, dicks were the farthest thing from my mind. Now it’s all “HURR I’M JUS LIEK PARIS HILTON MY CUNT IS STRETCHY IM ALSO 11″.
Humanity, you fucking fail. I hate (almost) all of you. Your face is a pile of shitty dicks.
Even I can admit that I lust after every hot guy I see. I only ‘love’ a few people as friends. If I wasn’t such a special snowflake things would be better.
I fucking hate it when women go on and on about how useless, lazy, and stupid men are.
If you are one of these women, guess fucking what, we see through your bullshit.
Here’s what bothers me the most about you closet feminist, gold loving, whores:
Your obsession with ‘romance’
Real men don’t give two fucks about ‘romance’, they want you for your pussy and tits, and they want you to make them sandwiches and bring them beer. Stop fucking ranting about how ‘BAWW MY MAN DON’T ROMANCE ME ENOUGH BAWW’. Drop it and become a fucking lesbian if you want the type of relationship you’d expect from a woman. No one wants to hear you whine about how your man doesn’t buy you roses and stupid shit like that.
Closet Feminism
Every stereotypical female rants about how much men suck. Then how come they pay for all of your frilly girly outfits? Without a man you wouldn’t have anything.
“DIS IS WHAT A REAL MAN SHULD LOOK LIKE”
No. No bodily hair, makeup, and stick skinny are not ‘REAL MANLY’. That’s what a woman should look like. Now go get me some beer.
I fucking hate these living stereotypes.
And some tips for you in the future:
- The world doesn’t revolve around you.
- We aren’t here to fit to your perfect little image.
- Men buy everything for you, because you are lazy, and call ‘SEXIST’ out on everything.
- I hate you
